My Kid says the Darnest Things

After two days of being absent from work to take care of the sick Johan, me and my son were having this conversation:

Mommy: "Johan, Mommy will go to the office na tomorrow, okay?"
Johan: "No!"
Mommy: "Tomorrow, Johan, not today."
Johan: "No!"
Mommy: "I said tomorrow, not today."
Johan: "Mom, no!"

Okay fine.

One morning, the hubby's playing with Johan:

Daddy: Johan, I'm going to kiss your neck!
Johan: No!
Daddy: I'm going to kiss your neck!
Johan: No!
Daddy: I will kiss your neck!
Johan: No! Bang!

Binaril na, kulit mo kasing Daddy ka. :

Yesterday, I brought Johan with me to the bakery to buy pandesal:

Johan: Ate! Ate!
Tindera: Ano gusto mo, baby?
Johan: Dat one, Dat one!
Tindera: Okay na?
Johan: (with matching turo ke Ate) Best!

You're the best daw, ateng tindera. Hehehe!